Let’s not beat around the bush here…
OR SHALL WE?!
Why the fuck is she cuddling with Tampax at what appears to be a pool that is also the ocean?
I want a tampon commercial where the women are fighting zombies or some shit.
And they’re all beat up and bloody and shoving tampons into bullet wounds to stop the bleeding.
And I want one of the ladies to full-on decapitate a zombie with a machete or maybe a scythe.
And then I want her to look directly into the camera with blood running from an open wound on her forehead and say,
“For the fighting spirit.”
^ That commercial would win all of the Oscars.
That commercial would make more sense that all this faffing about through the fields of daisies and cuddling your fucking tampons bullshit…
What are you talking about?
I sit by the pool/ocean cuddle my tampons all the fucking time.
Who wants to start a tampon company with me just so we can make that commercial?
What would it be called, Tampocalypse? I’d be game if it were called Tampocalypse.
reblogging for the priceless notes
The Tampocalypse
FOR THE FIGHTING SPIRIT.
Well periods aren’t all ‘Let me parade around in my motherfucking white bikini at the beach and shake my ass around in front of the hot boys while snuggling my tampon box”
IT’S LITERALLY A BLOOD BATH!!
IT’S A WAR!
IF YOU GET IN MY WAY, FUCKER I WILL KNOCK YOU THE FUCK OUT!
Tampocalypse.
Reblogging for the comments
this is the best chain of comments ever. period.
can I be a shareholder?
THIS IS WHY I JOINED TUMBUR^ but..Has anyone else noticed the taco at the bottom right corner ?
this is so amazing
Oh god, where can I try this
oh my gosh
oh my gosh yes
WAIT NO! WHERE CAN I GET THE BOOK ABOUT BEARS AND A STRONG FEMALE IN OXFORD!
WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING IN RENO!? HOW CAN I MAKE IT HAPPEN?!
So I did this pair of quotes as practice sheets a month or so back, and it remains the most popular thing I’ve penned by a country mile. While I’m glad people enjoyed it, a couple comments I saw people make galvanized me to doing a “proper” set of them.
Namely, there were a couple comments about the quotes being opposites. Emphatically, NO. I love these quotes so much because they’re sides of the same coin - much in the same way Amanda and Neil are. Then, I realized I had my presentation wrong on these. I’d dropped in Neil’s quote first, then Amanda’s.
No, stop pretending art is hard first. Dive in. Create. Do. Then,worry about if its good or not. And, really, “good” to me means having thrown your all into it.
Okay, enough rambling. Share and Enjoy, your friends at the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation.
I love these people…and I love this artwork!
“For firstly she has this smile like a beam of sunlight breaking through a cloud in a medieval painting. For secondly she moves like cats and panthers and also she can stand still. For thirdly she has eyes of a color that no two people can agree on, which I can remember when I close my eyes. For fourthly she laughs at my jokes, sings unconcerned on the sidewalk and and gives money to buskers as a religious act. For fifthly she fucks like wildcats and thunderstorms. For sixthly her kisses are gentle. For sevently I would follow her or walk beside her or in front of her, wherever she wish to go and being with her walk without fear. For eightly I dream of her and I am comforted. For ninthly there is no one like her, not that I have ever met and I have met so many people, no one at all. For lastly she squeals when I say ‘waste paper basket’. And also, in the mornings, eyebrowless and waking, she always looks so perfectly surprised.”
These two. Oh my heart.
The best part about shipping Neil Gaiman and Amanda Palmer?
We get to see it happen in real time. <3
